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Who: Everyone
When: Day 99, evening
Where: Floor 4
What: Beach party (bring your own party). Also mingle

[So, how many of you are using the threat of curious lizagons to stay inside? How many of you re bored yet?

[Maybe that's why Leedin has carted in a bunch of sand, and it's covering half of the clear floor on the north side of the floor. There's even plenty of colors -- white, grays and black, reds, oranges and yellows, pink and even a few patches of olive green and purple. ]

[OOC: Leedin will probably let this persist until tomorrow.]

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You're pulling my leg. Ships belong in the sea.

Consider the term ship. To be a metaphor.

As a regular ship sails the sea. So too does a spaceship. Travel through space.

...Nope. Doesn't make any sense.

Well.

It is not a very relevant concept anyway.

That what is relevant?

Spaceships.

Weren't you just saying that's irrelevant?

Ah. Yes.

Then I suppose what would be relevant. Would be an explanation. Of what a penis is.

It's a part that gets some fun reactions out of people whether you're handling it properly or not.

[blinks a couple times]

Is it necessary. That this be a riddle.

A few people would say I'm being too on the nose. Again.

[stares at the sand phallus]

[stares at Isabela]

[stares at the sand phallus again, for a longer period of time.]

A part. As in. A part of one's body.

[Touching a finger to the tip of her own nose.]

Now you're getting somewhere.

Then. Would I be correct to assume that a penis. Is some portion of your species' reproductive anatomy.

Hmm. You know, I'd always figured big, grey and horned men had them, too. Not just a species thing.

You are familiar. With trolls.

What? I'm familiar with Qunari.

Oh.

I am not. A Qunari.

Just about as eloquent a speaker as any of them. There is that whole eye thing, though.

The lights. Are not natural. They are merely. A side effect.

Downed a bit too much lyrium in your day?

What.

Magic thing. Practically a drug.

That does not exist. In my universe.

Or at least. Not in any portion of my universe. That I was aware of.

Oh, ignorance, excuses and all that.

	
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