panumbra: (Shadow.)
????? ([personal profile] panumbra) wrote in [community profile] thusia2013-05-26 04:04 pm

Maid/Host MINGLE!

Who: Anyone, but especially troublemakers
When: Day 141, late-morning onward
Where: Throughout HQ
What: Community Service

[So just before noon, a simple transformation takes place throughout the HQ.

Residents who have damaged or vandalized the HQ, who have taken part in real fights and caused injuries to their fellow residents, who have brought in live specimens of nature and let them run or grow wild, will find themselves suddenly engulfed in a shadow! When the shadow passes they will find themselves in a maid or butler outfit, generally of good taste, but almost certainly not what they would prefer to be wearing. Each outfit comes with a silvery pin or brooch, with the wearer's transgression engraved on it in a short sentence...

However much they struggle for the first hour or so, the outfit refuses to be removed, shed or torn articles simply dissolving into shadow and reforming prim and proper where they belong. They may find a note in one of the frilly apron pockets or tucked into their vest that reads:]

"It has come to my attention that residents may require a gentle reminder that vandalizing the HQ or harming others should be discouraged. You have been found guilty of one or multiple transgressions and will be asked to perform some community service in an effort to ensure that the reminder stays with you. Please report to the Level 3 kitchens at [YOUR SHIFT] to serve your sentence.

~Selyir"


((ooc: THIS IS A MINGLE FOR THE EVENT. I decided to make is separate in case people wanted to play out reactions to being stuck in a dress. People will also be free to harass servers while they're at work in the next post so it is perfectly fine to hop straight into that one and skip this one.))
aeschyne: (ilya put that gun down)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[But why is this outfit so revealing.]
didnteventry: (smug | not so subtle laughing)

[personal profile] didnteventry 2013-05-26 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[...






wow excuse me while I laugh]
aeschyne: (and stop eating so much junk food)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[I can't even object to that. Because I can't do anything. I'm doing that thing where I stop functioning.

Have this helpless look of bewilderment, Byakuya.]
wormhearted: (✿all over my face)

[personal profile] wormhearted 2013-05-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
S-Senpai...? You too?

[only i should see these things


i mean]
aeschyne: (wait... dad is a boy?)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah -- Sakura?!

[OH GOD

I'M SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE]

This is -- this isn't what it looks like!
wormhearted: (✿three times my senpai)

[personal profile] wormhearted 2013-05-26 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[yes, yes you are]

What is it, then?
aeschyne: (dad no we're not going to mcdonalds)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's...

[looks down at her badge

it reads SUCKER PUNCH

looks back at Sakura helplessly]

The truth is... somehow, I'm wearing this weird outfit...

[quickly grasping the nature of the situation]
didnteventry: (smug | if I were a real boss)

[personal profile] didnteventry 2013-05-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you doing dressed up like that, huh?
wormhearted: (✿oh senpai u are my savior)

you're the first person to get this icon congrats

[personal profile] wormhearted 2013-05-26 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I can see that much for myself, Senpai. Did you do something bad?
aeschyne: (and then i'm going to do your laundry)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is so incredibly alarming, yet you seem to be smiling

fortunately shirou is used to people smiling while she is alarmed

also just. handing you the note.]

I'm in trouble with one of the gods...
aeschyne: (and then i'm going to do your laundry)

oh good

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[looks down at badge again]

I think... I did.

[s h a m e]
didnteventry: (annoyed | grumpy sigh)

[personal profile] didnteventry 2013-05-26 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[reads this!!]

If you're in trouble, I bet almost the whole place is in trouble...
aeschyne: (except it smells weird)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[okay but

can we please go back to talking about bad things I've done instead of bad things other people have done

seriously stay on topic here byakuya SHIROU IS A BAD GIRL]

Are you going to tell Dad?
wormhearted: (✿i love you senpai)

[personal profile] wormhearted 2013-05-26 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You punched someone, didn't you?

[sad!face

i hope you feel bad because

suddenly sad!face sakura]
tenebrist: (the disease of loving you)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-05-26 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... It doesn't quite suit you...
aeschyne: (no seriously i don't get it tho)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[be strong, Shirou

no tears]

It was Matou-san.
aeschyne: (wait... dad is a boy?)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[wat]

It's a punishment, so!
wormhearted: (✿i'll take good care)

[personal profile] wormhearted 2013-05-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Who?
didnteventry: (unsure | wat)

[personal profile] didnteventry 2013-05-26 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt he'd take it seriously if I did.
aeschyne: (and stop eating so much junk food)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[is this a trick question]

... Matou-san...

[i'm sorry]
aeschyne: (i know what a boy is)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[blinks

but then just. soldiers on.]

I know it's unfair to ask, but please don't tell him. I'm not going to keep it from him, but I'd like to inform him myself, at least.

wormhearted: (✿i wanna believe it's alright)

[personal profile] wormhearted 2013-05-26 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[;-;] ... Why?
didnteventry: (grumpy | tsun huff)

[personal profile] didnteventry 2013-05-26 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you taking it so seriously?
aeschyne: (HERO? HERO HERO)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Regardless of my reasons, I know it was the wrong thing to do. But he was saying bad things about Shinji, and I lost my temper.

I'm sorry, Sakura.
aeschyne: (thinking about sex)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-26 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
... Because I did something wrong.

[IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION

WHY ARE YOU MATOUS SO CONFUSING]

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