dothewave: play (Got stuck doing a piece for Vanity Fair.)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
What would you call it then?
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see . . . how does it go? You've been pulled here by some disgusting gods in order to repair their infested world. Nobody would create such a pathetic illusion deliberately, you will need to reevaluate your approach, boy.
dothewave: what cover coy (W-where was I with Reborn last night?)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised what kinda things mist illusionists can think up. Maybe one of you reads a lot of manga.

[but he does look a bit. thoughtful]
originalhipster: (pic#2671149)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Did you not notice that you died, boy? Is that what this is? Mortals can be incredibly short-sighted, I suppose.
Edited 2012-04-07 00:42 (UTC)
dothewave: danger coy (Cut a pretty picture.)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
It sure felt like it! But it's not like I've never done it before, so how do I know it's the real thing? And if only people who die go here, why's a guy talking like he's a god here? Kinda inconsistent there.
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[chuckles]

That would be because I am two-thirds god myself. Try harder to see cracks. If you find them, I'll be extremely surprised.
dothewave: coy play (Depth perception? Pshaw.)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! I guess that one third really counts for a lot, huh?
originalhipster: (pic#2671149)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really the way I am made that is an issue, so much as your clear and obvious delusions, now is it?
dothewave: derp lol (D'aww.)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Working you guys out was sort of the idea there.
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
How is that coming along?
dothewave: coy ((/^_^)/  (¬_¬))

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm getting more confused!
originalhipster: (king of aaaall i surveeyyyy)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You might try listening.
dothewave: blood smile cover (It's only natural.)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I'm listening very carefully.
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, let's see then, since you're confused. Allow me to help you analyse the situation. It seems many of the people who have gathered know you, with the exception of myself and Enkidu, who were merely around at the time. Looking around I would say I am the most dangerous person to you here, purely due to my tempestuous nature, but even I am feeling benevolent. It doesn't seem that anyone wishes ill of you.

All of these people are certainly real, of course. And they are all certainly dead. I believe that is a solid appraisal of the situation, you're welcome.
dothewave: coy smile play (Strawberry crush)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! Okay okay, thank you for the summary. Very generous!

See, I was fighting a very tricky group, and they had two excellent Mist users. Mist users fight with illusions, and they can create totally different arenas and images - even make you feel like they're completely real. If you buy it, they can hurt you.

Of course, someone at my level can break that kind of spell! They're just illusions, after all. But there's recently been huge advancements, where even illusions can be completely real. Things like people, though, that's new, if it's not just a disguise. And making a whole manga scenario like this, where a guy like me would have to let down my guard eventually, is pretty out there.

But it would be very clever. So I'm not counting anything out.
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originalhipster: (pic#2671150)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[listens :|a! that's all kind of batshit but if that's your world 100% on the level.]

That's understandable. I myself am never one to lower my guard by nature, even around people I consider weak and incapable. [laughs] But this is the king's true reality, and you have walked into it now. Nothing has been allowed to influence or impair my world.
dothewave: dere happy (He really IS a swordmaster!)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, a king's reality, huh? Are you the king?
originalhipster: (aha!)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. My name is Gilgamesh, King of Heroes.
dothewave: play coy (Flytrap)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! "Girugamesh," huh...? Well, it's an honor! Thanks for hosting me in your reality. Even if it's a trick, it's a nice break.
originalhipster: (the king wants his shoes back rin.)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite welcome. It's pleasant to hear good manners, so many of the lowlifes here don't have them.
dothewave: play (It's cool. I bought this on ebay.)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, hey, there's no reason to be rude. You're a king or the best illusion I've ever seen, so you're amazing either way, right?
originalhipster: (king of aaaall i surveeyyyy)

[personal profile] originalhipster 2012-04-07 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
You're right, that's very astute of you.

[:3c pleased.]
dothewave: ? (Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
You mind if I ask you another question or two, your majesty?
dothewave: danger play (Combination play)

[personal profile] dothewave 2012-04-07 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[SAYS THIS IN ITALIAN.

"I killed the Gavino twins."]

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