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Who: Apt C-2, anyone (especially fellow Apt-Cers)
When: Day 58, night (slightly backdated)
Where: Apt C-2 & hallway
What: MY ~~hovercraft~~ FLAT IS FULL OF EEL

[God knows how this feat was managed, but somehow an intrepid soul has managed to a) kill a 10-foot eel and b) drag the sodding thing back to Apt C-2. Mostly. There's a bit of tail sticking out the open door and into the corridor, which is causing a certain doctor no end of consternation.]

Sherlock!

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You make him sound like he's part cat. Leaving dead things on my doorstep as a sign of affection.

[looks at Sherlock]

He does the disdainful look quite well.

And keeping strange hours. Or completely failing to notice when I've gone out.

By God, I think we're on to something.

Perhaps we should collar him with a bell and a bowl of warm milk? [rubs his chin]

He would yowl constantly if we managed that.

Oh no, we don't need more noise. Perhaps some catnip then? A furry toy?

Catnip, certainly. Rolled into cigarettes.

I hear they are also quite fond of empty bags and boxes.

And terribly violent towards dogs.

[im assuming we both have stopped and suddenly come to the same realization]

...huh.

[indeed]

... yes. Well.

I can assure you, I have never had to litterbox train Holmes. Ever.

He's also much better at the violin than a cat would be.

Also, this would also explain why they don't get along.

Does that make us dogs, then?

At least we're considered friendly.

Less prone to catfighting with each other.

I say we should probably not mention this to them. They might take the analogy a bit too seriously.

Our secret is safe with us. Tea?

Certainly. I'll get the cups.

[rumages]

Did yours agree?

He was interested, even. Not quite so enthused about working with yours, though.

Same here.

He did bring up a possibility I was hoping wouldn't be true.

What possibility?

What if the gods are the common factor? If their magic caused these comas?

[goes very still and pale at that.]

... It is impossible to avoid. And - there are priests who are more wound up in their magic.

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